You Otter Be My Valentine - Funny Valentines Day Card for your Nautical Sweetheart

The outside of this cute nautical Valentine's Day card says "You Otter Be My Valentine!" and inside it says "Happy Valentine's Day!...just look at the size of the fish I caught for you!" I can never resist a funny pun - this card and others are available in my Etsy shop:

You Otter Be My Valentine - Funny Valentine's Day Card

Two Fish in the Sea Romantic Nautical Valentines Day Card

"There are so many fish in the sea...I'm glad that you picked me!"
This is a really cute nautical card to give to your special someone on Valentine's Day or for your anniversary. They're printed on recycled paper with soy-based ink right here in Florida! You can buy them in my online shop:

Fish Valentine Card or Anniversary Card

Funny Cat Valentine's Day Card - We're the Purrfect Match

This cute and funny cat Valentine's Day card is perfect for the cat-lover in your life (or maybe your cat can just send one to you!) You can buy them in my etsy shop:

Funny Cat Valentine's Day Card from Concertina Press

Whale You Be My Valentine? Funny Valentine's Day Card

Whale You Be My Valentine? Card from Concertina Press

This little Whale Valentine's Day card is perfect for beach lovers and marine biologists - on the front it says "Whale you be my Valentine?" over a whale illustration from the 1800's - so cute!

Free Printable Valentines - Nautical Puns!

Ok friends! I hope you like puns because these Valentines are pretty punny! These are fun and best of all FREE print-your-own valentines for kids and adults alike.

Including:
"Happy Valentine's Day - Hugs and Fishes!"
"I'm glad you're a friend, not anemone! - Happy Valentine's Day"
"You otter be my Valentine!"
"I have an urchin message for you: Happy Valentine's Day!"

You're welcome to print as many as you like and give them out like crazy on Valentines Day, but please do not sell them, claim them as your own or remove my web address from the design. You are more than welcome to share them with your friends online - especially through Pinterest and Facebook!

Directions for downloading your free printable valentines:

1. Click here to download the free printable valentines PDF file
2. You can either print it directly from Google docs, or download it to your computer
3. click "Print"and make sure that "scaling" is turned off, or that "do not scale" is selected - this keeps the design from shrinking on the page
4. Print on white cardstock at a high quality setting for best results

Tips:
- if your printer is cutting off the edges because the margins are too narrow, try clicking "Scale to fit" or "Scale to fit page" in the print menu - you may have to trim the edges
- You can change the print settings to be high quality - for cardstock look for settings like "best print" "high quality" or "premium presentation paper matte"

To see more of my designs including nautical thank you notes and beach wedding invitations visit www.concertinapress.com

Looking for something a little spicier?

Naughty Nautical Love Notes