Funny Birthday Card for Coastal New Englanders

you can buy this card online here: Quahog Birthday Card

Happy birthday to you and all of your wicked awesome New Englandah friends!

Ok, to someone who has no idea how to pronounce "quahog" the awesomeness of this card may escape you - "a clam birthday? quay-hog? cow-hog?" in fact, this word is pronounced "co-hog" and it's a tasty clam. Can't wait to go quahogging this summer!

This 5"x7" birthday card has a lovely quahog on the front, along with the words "Happy Birthday - Quahog wild!". Inside it says "If you don't get this, you're probably not from New England". There's plenty of room for your own message, too, like "I went to the Cape and all I got you was this Cod".

Holy Ship it's Your Birthday - funny birthday card for sailors and boaters

This "Holy Ship, It's Your Birthday!" card *is awesome for the sailors, boaters and fishermen (and women!) in your life - inside it says "I bet you thought I'd forgotten a-boat it" - haha!
One of my friends (who is in a Harry Potter themed rock band) came up with the idea, and the pun while we were taking a walk through the woods. I've told my friends, "If you come up for an idea for a card, and I use it and it does well, you'll get that card free for life!".

This Holy Ship Birthday card is a surefire winner though, and is a big seller in the shops that carry my greeting card and stationery line (see the link on right "can I buy cards locally?"). Below you can see a stack of cards ready to ship to Cape Cod! If you don't live in coastal New England, and you need  a card, never fear! I sell them in my online nautical stationery shop.

*the link is to my online shop, where you can purchase your very own very perfectly punny nautical Birthday card